Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…



When I met my friend off the plane in Honolulu I greeted him naked with a garland of Hawaiian flowers around my cock.

That’s me though, I always have to Aloha the tone.



Which Premier League manager is in Frozen?

Is it:

a) Guardiola

or

b) Elsa



Monocle.

When a Frenchman’s only got one key.



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