Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…


Due to the supermarket shortages I ended up making a vegan cottage pie last night.

He wasn't happy as he doesn't eat meat.



You texted me and said my blind date was a singer.

Well she is.

But all she's done is burn things since she's got here.

Yes, she's a singer.  She likes to singe things.


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Whey I.

Geordie Artificial Intelligence.


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