Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…

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​I've set up my own online poultry business where you order through the website and we offer Chicken Collect.



Saw a homeless guy with a sign saying 'Will work for food' so in return for a Steak Bake I got him to draw up a legally binding agreement of who I'm leaving my money to.



Me (to mate): Your spelling is terrible.

Mate: No it's not.  Go on, test me.

Me: How do you spell 'emu'?

Mate: E. M. F.

Me: Unbelievable.
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