Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…

AS I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS FOR A WHILE I'VE PUT A FEW GAGS ON (FOR YOUR PLEASURE)


Stand By Me (In Your Slutty Nurse Outfit) - Ben E. Hill



It can only be called Champagne Supernova if it's from the Champagne region of France.  Otherwise it hasa to be called Prosecco Shooting Star.


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That famous perfume woman refused her regular bread delivery.  She said it was off.

A stale order?

No, Coco Chanel.



How the fuck do Spanish people pronounce Hallelujah without choking on their own phlegm?



So you're upset that you've jeered someone you didn't recognise.

Boo who.




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