Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…



Pringles sweater?

No,  I'm just allergic to crisps.



I'm sexually attracted to the glass sections of a house.

French windows?

No but I've snogged patio doors.



​I will brag about my Best Smurf Outfit until I'm blue in the face.



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