Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…



To dispose of out of date plutonium you need a Hasbeen suit.



The priest got food poisoning after doing - what do you call that thing that priests do at weddings?

Officiate?

No, I think it was the chicken.


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George Michael wasn't happy with the mild Indian I got him.

He wanted a Different Khorma. 




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