Please remember that some weeks are funnier than others.

In no particular order…



People are always surprised at how relaxed I am given I suffer from premature ejaculation and incontinence.

But that's me, Easy come, easy go.



We were talking about pets recently and I was asked where I stand on puppies.

I said, usually in the back lane where no-one can can hear them squeal.


I was asked if I could fit a shift in as a poltergeist next week.

I said, I'm really busy but I'll see if I can move some things around.




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